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“Uber” Inspiration

February 28, 2017 by Lonnie Lardner

(Pic #1) Abstract painting in the Short North Arts District, Columbus, Ohio.

How my first ridesharing app led me to some kickass street art.

As you may know, I’m a total graffiti freak.  Every city I visit I try to collect a few shots representing the community’s street art culture. Sometimes it’s just pure urban decay and colorful textures from well-worn factory facades. Other times, it’s an expression of wild imagination by largely unknown artists. In either case, once you start scoping it out, I swear, every city offers unexpected visual treats. And the off-beat art experience is free.

On a visit to “The” Ohio State University last week, I found myself in 8-degree weather with no gloves and only two hours to explore. I thought I would try Uber for the first time, and man, did I luck out.

(Pic #2) Urban farming color blocks

My driver’s name was Bill Gannaway, and the first question I asked was, “How well do you know this city?” He’d lived there most of his life, but I needed know if he knew the back alleys and funky parts of town — not the shiny tourist attractions. I told him I knew this was a weird request, but if he was game, I’d like to find some radical art — and I would be thrilled if he could give me a tour of the most ratty, run-down sections of town.

Pay dirt. Bill not only knew the coolest painted walls in town, he pitched a drive-by to an old manufacturing no prescription ambien plant that had seen better days, sporting a phenomenal green patina on its wood and metal shingles (Pic #6). Then, under the overpasses we noticed the work of an artist who just may be “a little obsessed” with the amorphic forms of jellyfish, and who’d covered decrepit cement walls with dripping spray paint forming the sea creatures’ tentacles.  He’d grouped them in sets of 2, 3 and 4, in different hues (Pic #3 and Pic #10). Then, in an urban garden project in the middle of nowhere, we saw these raw color blocks in assorted sizes. (Pic #2)

Check out the photos from my 2-hour tour with Bill below.  For me, the day was a total hit. And the cost? $32.50. Uber, you just might be the guy for me.

Footnote: This just might be the best PR Uber has received all week…. considering the managerial missteps reported in the news today. Despite the kerfuffle, Uber Bill remains my local hero.

(Pic #3) Part of a series of spray painted jellies on the walls of an underpass in Columbus, Ohio.

(Pic #4) Back alley, Short North Arts District, Columbus.

(Pic #5) Section of photorealistic panels near the Uber office in Columbus.

(Pic #6) Textured patina

(Pic #7) Back alley, Part 2, Columbus.

(Pic #8) Detail, photorealistic screws

(Pic #9) More industrial patina

(Pic #10) More jellies

Filed Under: Found Art, Newsmakers Tagged With: art tour, arts district, Columbus, graffiti, Ohio, street art, Uber, urban decay

Hidden Treasures: Just Zoom In!

January 31, 2017 by Lonnie Lardner

(Pic #1) Detail, wheel well, 1949 Dodge pickup, Ojai California. Photo by Josh Kaplan.

Take the time to look beyond the obvious.

One could argue that the classic lines of this 1949 Dodge pickup are a work of art in themselves (Pic #3) — but looking closer allows us to celebrate its life: twenty coats of contrasting paint, decades of willy-nilly scratches, and a funked-out patina you couldn’t create if you tried. To me, it’s pure beauty — unexpected layers of abstract art — and a reason to document every little unanticipated wound.

(Pic #2) Alternate view: Detail, wheel well, 1949 Dodge.

We were driving valium down the back roads of Ojai when we stumbled upon “Donald’s Mexican Food” truck — near a pen of friendly goats and a gorgeous Olive and Oak tree-lined street. It was quaint and quirky on its own, but when we got home and started playing with images in Adobe’s Lightroom, we saw the stunning “paintings” all over both rear wheel wells. That’s always my favorite kind of discovery: unexpected and bleeding with history.  Boom.

(Pic #3) Rear view, Donald’s Mexican Food truck. Photo by Josh Kaplan.

(Pic #4) Wide shot, Donald’s 1949 Dodge Mexican Food truck. Photo by Josh Kaplan.

Filed Under: Found Art Tagged With: 1949 Dodge, Abstract art, art is everywhere, classic trucks, close-ups, found art, patina, wheel wells

When Fish Become Abstract Art

December 31, 2016 by Lonnie Lardner

(Pic #1) The watchful eye of a deep sea Cuttlefish. Shot by Lori Pond via iPhone at the Monterey Bay Aquarium.

Somewhere between sea monster and masterpiece.

My artist friend Lori Pond recently made a quick trek up north and came back with some astonishing images. Creatures from the deep sea, providing gestures, texture, and color that accomplished painters would kill to create.

Lori said she had a magical moment with a Cuttlefish at the Monterey Bay Aquarium (Pic #1), when she cozied up to the glass — and he bellied up to the babe. He was less than 2-feet long, and that’s his eye dead center in the photo. Experts say these curiosities only live about 18 months, and they are described as “very emotional.” I am so taken by this close-up, with all its interesting patterns and visual gifts. Even his curvy black eye could pass for a Matisse paper cut-out.

(Pic #2) Close-up, Blue Jelly. Photo by Lori Pond.

Technically, Cuttlefish are not fish — they are marine animals of the order “Sepiida,” and belong to  the class “Cephalopoda,” which includes squid, octopuses and nautiluses. They have eight arms, and they hold the record for fastest color change — shifting hue in an instant — given a perceived yasmin threat. They have amazing eyesight, and can shoot out ink; they have jet propulsion, stalk their prey sideways, and are master hunters. I think I’m in love.

The Blue Jellyfish Lori captured are just as beautiful, from an artistic standpoint. (Pic #2) They give me a sense of floating flowers with fresh young petals reaching out toward the sun. The Monterey Bay Aquarium says jellies are the biggest attraction for its two million visitors a year. And for those who can’t make it, they provide a 24/7 LIVE JELLY CAM.

Art inspired by nature is nothing new. Lori says she pays homage to iconic illustrator/biologist Ernst Haeckel with every shot she took. (You may recognize his style in Pic #7.) I think the beauty lies in the unexpected  — the detail on a fin or a face, the neon lights emerging from a jelly’s belly like iridescent spaceships. Once again, whether she knows it or not, nature surrounds us — and supplies us — with an infinite source of creativity.

(Pic #2 and #3) Jellies at the Monterey Bay Aquarium. Photos by Lori Pond.

(Pic #5) “Reflective Jellies.” Photo by Lori Pond. Oregon Coast Aquarium in Newport, Oregon.

(Pic #7) Victorian era illustration, Jellyfish, by Ernst Haeckel.

Filed Under: Found Art Tagged With: art in nature, art underwater, cuttlefish, fish as abstract art, Haeckel art, jellyfish, Monterey Bay Aquarium

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