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The Alien And The Volcano: Why Do Our Brains Need to Make Order Out of Chaos?

May 4, 2026 by Lonnie Lardner

So THIS is your brain on abstract art….

My husband and I couldn’t be more different. He’s a “be early to everything” dude, and if my local art store were giving away sable brushes and Belgian truffles, I would struggle to get there on time. He relaxes watching thought-provoking documentaries, I need cutting-edge comedy. One look at his office — compared to my “junk room” piles — gives a visual representation of the fundamental difference. He finds disorder to be chaotic, I find chaos fascinating. I was thinking about that when he came home from his walk with some new photos to show me. 

SoCal Flora (Agapanthus) by Josh Kaplan

The ones he shot for himself, show nature in all its beauty, The ones he shot to curry favor with me, are all abstracts, urban decay — testimony to the chaos that, to my mind, creates great beauty around us. He showed me this parking lot piece (above) and said, “Look, on the upper right — “It’s an alien sniffing a volcano.” Once he pointed it out, I guess I saw it, but I was struck with the question, “why does it always have to look like something?”  

 I guess for him, it’s a way to impose, if not order, at least a point of reference. When he shoots these photos for me, he is always mindful of color, light, shade, shape, and composition. Once he has those things nailed, he takes the shot, but he is still (I guess) left with a need to define it.  

Well, naturally I had to research this need to identify “the familiar” in abstract art — and the explanation could not be more obvious. Our brains are wired to “categorize information, find patterns, and reduce the complex into understandable, comfortable concepts.”

I’m fairly sure my brain doesn’t work that way. The colors and shapes hit me on a level far below (or above) the level needing analysis. It just moves me. It never occurs to me that it has to be something. It already is something. Something profound, and beautiful, and chaotic.  He may think that makes me crazy, but I’m not the one seeing Aliens sniffing Volcanoes.

Filed Under: Creative Zone, Found Art Tagged With: Abstract art, accidental art, art in nature, art is everywhere, conceptual art, creativity, found art, happy accidents, identifying the familiar, nature photography, painting, photography, street art, unexpected art, urban art, urban decay

Art From The Ashes

July 31, 2025 by Lonnie Lardner

If you follow this blog, you know there is nothing I love more than what’s called “found art”— beautiful images found in cracks of sidewalks, or from peeling paint on a rundown building. But a few weeks ago I encountered some of those “accidental canvases” that left me deeply unsettled.  It has been just over 6 months since wildfires tore through Southern California, killing more than 2 dozen people, and destroying thousands of homes. For 30 years as a TV journalist I covered stories like this. So when the iconic Pacific Coast Highway reopened — and I had a chance to go see the aftermath for myself — I went.

I have close friends who lost their homes in the Palisades Fire, so I expected to be deeply moved by the devastation, and I was. But something else happened as well, something I didn’t expect. Literally amid the ashes were dozens of scenes that in any other context I would have considered abstract  masterpieces. As Josh went about documenting what we saw, I admit for a moment, I felt a thrill, excited by the patterns, textures, colors, and shapes. Lost in the familiar wonder of artistic discovery, I had momentarily blocked out the unfathomable suffering these fires caused. Since that day, I’ve felt so guilty for feeling that moment of joy.

Exterior wall of home on Pacific Coast Highway, Malibu
Interior wall of a home with surviving window frame, Pacific Coast Highway, Malibu

Since the beginning of time, painters, poets and writers have moved us by depicting moments of humanity and grace in the midst of tragedy and challenge. But that was their intention. This isn’t that. This is a devastating disaster leaving in its wake these images that in any other circumstance I would find… breathtakingly beautiful.

Weeks have passed since we visited Malibu and I’m still unresolved by my reaction to what I saw. So after weeks of ruminating, I decided to post some of the photos. Why?  Well, this blog is an attempt to share my life-long creative adventures. In many ways, it’s been a celebration of the emotional riches that art has brought me. Almost always, that emotion is simple joy. This time it wasn’t, and I guess that’s just part of the journey too.

Concrete interior wall, home on Pacific Coast Highway, Malibu
Shooting a row of decimated businesses on the opposite side of PCH, Malibu
A room with a view, oceanfront home on PCH, Malibu

(All photos by John Kaplan.)

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Abstract art, creativity, finding inspiration, found art, nature photography

Happy New Year!

December 31, 2024 by Lonnie Lardner

Join me in ushering in 2025 with intention. Not a list of pointless resolutions we won’t keep for a week, but a commitment to approach everything in a fresh new way. Allow your artist within to find its way out. A minor shift in thought — that can lead to radical results. You may surprise yourself. Just imagine.

“Creativity doesn’t wait for that perfect moment. It fashions its own perfect moments out of ordinary ones.” — Bruce Garrabrandt, artist

Wishing you a spectacular year ahead!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: art is everywhere, creative collaboration, creative expression, creative instincts, creative thinking, creativity, finding inspiration, found art, happy accidents, stimulating creativity, unexpected art

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