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The Alien And The Volcano: Why Do Our Brains Need to Make Order Out of Chaos?

May 4, 2026 by Lonnie Lardner

So THIS is your brain on abstract art….

My husband and I couldn’t be more different. He’s a “be early to everything” dude, and if my local art store were giving away sable brushes and Belgian truffles, I would struggle to get there on time. He relaxes watching thought-provoking documentaries, I need cutting-edge comedy. One look at his office — compared to my “junk room” piles — gives a visual representation of the fundamental difference. He finds disorder to be chaotic, I find chaos fascinating. I was thinking about that when he came home from his walk with some new photos to show me. 

SoCal Flora (Agapanthus) by Josh Kaplan

The ones he shot for himself, show nature in all its beauty, The ones he shot to curry favor with me, are all abstracts, urban decay — testimony to the chaos that, to my mind, creates great beauty around us. He showed me this parking lot piece (above) and said, “Look, on the upper right — “It’s an alien sniffing a volcano.” Once he pointed it out, I guess I saw it, but I was struck with the question, “why does it always have to look like something?”  

 I guess for him, it’s a way to impose, if not order, at least a point of reference. When he shoots these photos for me, he is always mindful of color, light, shade, shape, and composition. Once he has those things nailed, he takes the shot, but he is still (I guess) left with a need to define it.  

Well, naturally I had to research this need to identify “the familiar” in abstract art — and the explanation could not be more obvious. Our brains are wired to “categorize information, find patterns, and reduce the complex into understandable, comfortable concepts.”

I’m fairly sure my brain doesn’t work that way. The colors and shapes hit me on a level far below (or above) the level needing analysis. It just moves me. It never occurs to me that it has to be something. It already is something. Something profound, and beautiful, and chaotic.  He may think that makes me crazy, but I’m not the one seeing Aliens sniffing Volcanoes.

Filed Under: Creative Zone, Found Art Tagged With: Abstract art, accidental art, art in nature, art is everywhere, conceptual art, creativity, found art, happy accidents, identifying the familiar, nature photography, painting, photography, street art, unexpected art, urban art, urban decay

Allowing The Moment To Emerge

November 30, 2024 by Lonnie Lardner

(Pic #1) Unexpected visitor, Descanso Gardens, La Cañada Flintridge, CA. (Photo by Josh Kaplan.)

On an impromptu trip to Descanso Gardens (https://www.descansogardens.org) Josh wandered around as usual, taking photos of anything that he finds visually interesting: a child mesmerized by the splashing fountain, an artist capturing the stunning grounds with her sketch book, a quirky multicolored sculpture reflected in a fresh pond.   

(Pic #2) Unexpected visitor, in cammo mode.

There are gorgeous plants and flowers as well, as you can see. Then at one point he stopped to shoot a simple magenta blossom — not much about it was extraordinary — but there was something different about it. He wasn’t sure what…. until…. he checked the image closely, and found… a hidden treasure in plain sight. A leaf-mimicking Praying Mantis — all stretched out in the sun on the flower’s top shelf.

Several cool photos followed, and an important lesson as well. When creating any kind of art, we can limit ourselves by accepting the obvious — as is, what seems to be the final product. But if we remain open — almost expecting a sweet surprise — sometimes magic really does happen.

(Pic #3) Garden guest
(Pic #4) Artist at work

(Pic #5) Reflection, Outdoor sculpture

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: art appreciation, art in nature, creativity, Descanso Gardens, openness, sculpture

I Hated Gardening! Then I Discovered It Was Abstract Art

June 30, 2018 by Lonnie Lardner

(Pic #1) Settling in to the role of nature’s mother.

I went kicking and screaming. Now, the yard is my canvas.

It’s been a dizzying transformation. And you can tell by our “before” picture (Pic #14a, at bottom) that I didn’t give a rats patootie for some time. Ugh. Having to design, till, plant, feed, water, wait, and maintain our front yard was such a daunting task, I just ignored it. Much like, as my husband observes, anything I find unpleasant. And by the way — I’ve been known to kill plastic plants.

Then one day, I saw a beautiful English garden in a magazine.  It looked as if it had matured over 50 years. It was stunning, rich, and lush. That was about the same time a neighbor I didn’t know knocked on our door and said, “You know, we think your property needs some attention. If you’d like us to help out, we can.  And besides, we think rats could be nesting in your yard, and we really don’t want that.”

Color me embarrassed. And suddenly motivated.

(Pic #2) From the street — sweet chaos. (All photos by Josh Kaplan.)

I decided to approach the task as I would a painting. I’m partial to abstracts, so I applied the same rules: happy accidents are a gift. Gradually I added small plants I thought were cool — with very little research on their viability under the sun, and in our rocky soil. I basically chose interesting textures, and bright, non-primary colors. Some stayed. Some left. But I let them all try to get along, and ultimately, they began to like each other.

(Pic #3) I have no idea what these little magenta velvet treats are….but they have spunk.

(Pic #4) Sometimes Josh runs out in the morning just to catch leaves collecting dew. No, he has no life.

(Pic #5) Lesson #1: Lavender vincas and Mexican feather=grass cannot be killed.

(Pic #6) Buds become little jewels.

For me, the pleasure of seeing the explosion of color every day, was more than enough. My touchy-feely husband as always, found deeper meaning. He said, “You used to say ‘I suck’ at gardening. If you had left it there, you would have missed out on this whole new world of artistic expression.  But you didn’t — for whatever reason you pushed passed the limitation you placed on yourself — and the result was magical.”  He’s right. As artists we are forever putting up roadblocks to our own creativity. Every time you overcome one, you plant a seed of expression — and just like with my garden — the rewards grow into unimaginable treasures.

(Pic #7) Lavender may be the heartiest of them all.

(Pic #8) Sometimes we have visitors.

(Pic #9) And sometimes, it’s just a drive-by.

(Pic #10) Cats are way happier with places to hide.

(Pic #11) No clue. You can make up your own caption here.

(Pic #12) These perky spikes are called Pride of Madeira. They can officially take over everything. So naturally I invited them to stay. Less work for me.

(Pic #13) This color can’t be real.

(Pic #14a and 14b) Top: BEFORE / Bottom: AFTER

 

Filed Under: Creative Zone, Eco-Art Tagged With: Abstract art, art in nature, Gardening, joys of cultivating your garden, nature, planting treasures

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