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An Unexpected Collaboration With Nature

August 31, 2024 by Lonnie Lardner

(Pic #1) “Skeeter” – My modern day cave painting, formed by poured water on rock. Wildwood Regional Park, Thousand Oaks. Photo by Josh Kaplan.

I always carry a bottle of water on my hikes. But until yesterday, I never used it to make art. While walking up a tough trail, and just back from visiting a sweet waterfall, I spotted a blue streak smack in the middle of the parched, rocky path. There was dust over it — obfuscating its richness — so I decided to pour my Fiji over it to see the streak’s true colors. I splashed out the rest of my H2O supply and saw this creature emerge from the dusty rock.

Meet “Skeeter” (Pic #1)  I see him as sort of a spontaneous, creative collaboration between me and earth — a kind of ephemeral piece of performance art that vanishes before it’s complete.

Filed Under: Eco-Art, Found Art Tagged With: Abstract art, art and nature, cave paintings, creative collaboration, environmental art, found art

Old Cars — Stunning Scars

September 30, 2023 by Lonnie Lardner

(Pic #1) Inspiring color palette found on the side panel of a 1960s station wagon. I spotted this one at the Side Street Café in Newbury Park, Cal.

New life emerges from the weather-beaten shells of American classics.

It’s one of my favorite things: discovering patterns, textures and color shifts on cars and trucks who’ve seen better days.  I love what Mother Nature has predetermined for these ever-changing works of art. I find that the more worn and scratched, the more personality they show. Sometimes they even help me conjure up a composition and color scheme for a painting. There’s something so rich and exciting about oxidizing auto paint. (Yes, I’m painfully aware of how seriously pathetic that sounds.) I hope you give these sweet rides a fresh look — and you too can develop a super keen, very satisfying,  lust for rust.

(Pic #2) Side panel of a 1954 Chevrolet. Spotted in Los Feliz, Cal. Photo by Josh Kaplan.

(Pic #4) Photo by Josh Kaplan

(Pic #4) Detail, wheel well, 1949 Dodge pickup. Photo by Josh Kaplan

(Pic #5) Dodge 1949 pickup, Ojai, Cal.

Filed Under: Creative Zone, Eco-Art, Found Art Tagged With: Abstract art, art is everywhere, classic cars, lust for rust, oxidation art, patina on automobiles, unexpected art, urban decay

I Hated Gardening! Then I Discovered It Was Abstract Art

June 30, 2018 by Lonnie Lardner

(Pic #1) Settling in to the role of nature’s mother.

I went kicking and screaming. Now, the yard is my canvas.

It’s been a dizzying transformation. And you can tell by our “before” picture (Pic #14a, at bottom) that I didn’t give a rats patootie for some time. Ugh. Having to design, till, plant, feed, water, wait, and maintain our front yard was such a daunting task, I just ignored it. Much like, as my husband observes, anything I find unpleasant. And by the way — I’ve been known to kill plastic plants.

Then one day, I saw a beautiful English garden in a magazine.  It looked as if it had matured over 50 years. It was stunning, rich, and lush. That was about the same time a neighbor I didn’t know knocked on our door and said, “You know, we think your property needs some attention. If you’d like us to help out, we can.  And besides, we think rats could be nesting in your yard, and we really don’t want that.”

Color me embarrassed. And suddenly motivated.

(Pic #2) From the street — sweet chaos. (All photos by Josh Kaplan.)

I decided to approach the task as I would a painting. I’m partial to abstracts, so I applied the same rules: happy accidents are a gift. Gradually I added small plants I thought were cool — with very little research on their viability under the sun, and in our rocky soil. I basically chose interesting textures, and bright, non-primary colors. Some stayed. Some left. But I let them all try to get along, and ultimately, they began to like each other.

(Pic #3) I have no idea what these little magenta velvet treats are….but they have spunk.

(Pic #4) Sometimes Josh runs out in the morning just to catch leaves collecting dew. No, he has no life.

(Pic #5) Lesson #1: Lavender vincas and Mexican feather=grass cannot be killed.

(Pic #6) Buds become little jewels.

For me, the pleasure of seeing the explosion of color every day, was more than enough. My touchy-feely husband as always, found deeper meaning. He said, “You used to say ‘I suck’ at gardening. If you had left it there, you would have missed out on this whole new world of artistic expression.  But you didn’t — for whatever reason you pushed passed the limitation you placed on yourself — and the result was magical.”  He’s right. As artists we are forever putting up roadblocks to our own creativity. Every time you overcome one, you plant a seed of expression — and just like with my garden — the rewards grow into unimaginable treasures.

(Pic #7) Lavender may be the heartiest of them all.

(Pic #8) Sometimes we have visitors.

(Pic #9) And sometimes, it’s just a drive-by.

(Pic #10) Cats are way happier with places to hide.

(Pic #11) No clue. You can make up your own caption here.

(Pic #12) These perky spikes are called Pride of Madeira. They can officially take over everything. So naturally I invited them to stay. Less work for me.

(Pic #13) This color can’t be real.

(Pic #14a and 14b) Top: BEFORE / Bottom: AFTER

 

Filed Under: Creative Zone, Eco-Art Tagged With: Abstract art, art in nature, Gardening, joys of cultivating your garden, nature, planting treasures

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