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The Alien And The Volcano: Why Do Our Brains Need to Make Order Out of Chaos?

May 4, 2026 by Lonnie Lardner

So THIS is your brain on abstract art….

My husband and I couldn’t be more different. He’s a “be early to everything” dude, and if my local art store were giving away sable brushes and Belgian truffles, I would struggle to get there on time. He relaxes watching thought-provoking documentaries, I need cutting-edge comedy. One look at his office — compared to my “junk room” piles — gives a visual representation of the fundamental difference. He finds disorder to be chaotic, I find chaos fascinating. I was thinking about that when he came home from his walk with some new photos to show me. 

SoCal Flora (Agapanthus) by Josh Kaplan

The ones he shot for himself, show nature in all its beauty, The ones he shot to curry favor with me, are all abstracts, urban decay — testimony to the chaos that, to my mind, creates great beauty around us. He showed me this parking lot piece (above) and said, “Look, on the upper right — “It’s an alien sniffing a volcano.” Once he pointed it out, I guess I saw it, but I was struck with the question, “why does it always have to look like something?”  

 I guess for him, it’s a way to impose, if not order, at least a point of reference. When he shoots these photos for me, he is always mindful of color, light, shade, shape, and composition. Once he has those things nailed, he takes the shot, but he is still (I guess) left with a need to define it.  

Well, naturally I had to research this need to identify “the familiar” in abstract art — and the explanation could not be more obvious. Our brains are wired to “categorize information, find patterns, and reduce the complex into understandable, comfortable concepts.”

I’m fairly sure my brain doesn’t work that way. The colors and shapes hit me on a level far below (or above) the level needing analysis. It just moves me. It never occurs to me that it has to be something. It already is something. Something profound, and beautiful, and chaotic.  He may think that makes me crazy, but I’m not the one seeing Aliens sniffing Volcanoes.

Filed Under: Creative Zone, Found Art Tagged With: Abstract art, accidental art, art in nature, art is everywhere, conceptual art, creativity, found art, happy accidents, identifying the familiar, nature photography, painting, photography, street art, unexpected art, urban art, urban decay

Inspiration from Chaos

June 30, 2024 by Lonnie Lardner


I love discovering abstract art that evolves over time. This former traffic sign on the coastal stretch of the 101 freeway is definitely my jam. It showcases layers upon layers of paint, messaging, tagging and collage. While most likely spray-painted by different crews, a really cohesive color palette emerges at the end of the improvisational project. The colors, funked out font, and erratic energy inspire me every time. It’s always worth stopping to document SoCal’s most electric urban artwork.

Filed Under: Creative Zone, Found Art Tagged With: Abstract art, graffiti on traffic signs, street art, taggers, traffic signs, urban art, urban decay

Defiant Disorder In My Art? WTF?

April 30, 2024 by Lonnie Lardner

(Pic #1) The finished product, with a splash of defiance.

Oppositional Defiant Disorder is a real thing.  Johns Hopkins University defines it as “a pattern of defiant, uncooperative, hostile behavior —typically toward authority figures.” Experts say about 1 in 6 children and teens are struggling with ODD at any time.

Last week, I was tasked with creating a wearable art piece for the co-owner of one of sports’ most iconic franchises, the Boston Celtics. I had visions of exploding shamrocks splattered all over the sleeves, and showcasing the team’s official colors: Green, black, white, and gold.

(Pic #2) First shot at the background: Laker purple, really?

Like many artists,  I’m fascinated by contrast. When creating a color palette, I always like to see what colors will POP against others. For the Celtics jacket, I mixed up a stunning shade of lavender to sit next to a kelly green stripe. I was genuinely excited about energy the two colors sparked.

Husband Josh walks in as I was painting the background (Pic #2) and barks (in his best John McEnroe) “You can’t be serious about using Laker purple on this piece! Do you even have a clue about the bitter rivalry between the two teams?”

Well, yes, I do have a clue, and it did cross my mind that I should stay away from opposing team colors. But he was unconvinced.  Based on years of defiant behavior, he knew I would carry into my art project a sharp stubbornness that rears its ugly head every time I’m told there are rules — some form of conformity to which I must adhere. Lord, just writing that right now gives me the willies.

When I began to argue that the color was actually lavender — not purple — he knew I was fighting one of those fights — the kind that are based on nonsense , but I will defend to the end. I even tried lightening up the lavender paint with more white, about which he said, “it still reads Laker purple.”

Grudgingly, I gave up. The formerly “purple” stripe is now shiny gold (Pic #1) which is lucky, considering that’s part of the official Celtics’ brand, and oh, by the way, looks way better than what I’d painted first.

Okay, defy this, bitches.

Filed Under: Artist Spotlight, Creative Zone, Newsmakers Tagged With: Abstract art, Boston Celtics art, defiant disorder, ODD, sports, street art, Wearable art

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