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Today’s Pic: “That Ain’t No Kelp Bed”

April 9, 2012 by Lonnie Lardner

Capturing Carwash: Photo by Jim Maschke, Plainwell, Michigan

In my query “what in the world?” on Facebook this week, 3 people guessed right. The other answers ranged from “green space aliens, spinach leaves, a spa treatment, kelp, and a scuba diver on acid.”

The award-winning photo above was taken by Jim Maschke, a photographer in Michigan who just happened to feel inspired while being pulled through an automatic carwash. The picture was awarded Best in Show in a local photo contest. Jim used a Sony Cyber Shot 12.5 Mega Pixel with a Zeiss 2.8-5.5 lens.

And did you know there is an official International Carwash Association? The group even has a documented “glossary of terms” from A to W. (I was impressed that they got that far.) Some of my favorite terms are:

“Reclaim pits”

“Dilution Ratio”

“Mitter Curtain”

“Presoak Foamers”

“Treadle Pad”

“Variable Frequency Drive”

“Auto Dump Feature”

When I tried to explore the super-secret meanings of these highly valued terms, I was denied access. Apparently, the ICA holds its operator information pretty close to the chassis.  Membership to the reported $23-billion industry costs close to 300 dollars, so I decided not to pursue the matter any further. But just for the fun of it, check out their link here.

 

Filed Under: Found Art Tagged With: award-winning photo, Jim Maschke, Michigan, photo contest, Plainwell, Sony Cyber shot

The Art Of The Nest

March 22, 2012 by Lonnie Lardner

Nature's tiniest artist: Mother hummer prepares her nest with "found objects." Photo by Josh Kaplan.

Hummingbird Mom builds a functional home — and a stunning work of art.

She’s sitting in her flawlessly-crafted nest this very moment. Mother hummer has chosen the bougainvillea vine on our front patio as her maternity ward. We’ve decided to enter our house through the back door now because we don’t want to disturb her. After all, the gestation period for hummingbird babies is just 18 days. Last year she flew in (most likely from Mexico) to lay and incubate her two pea-sized eggs — but she unexpectedly left — without seeing her young break through. She’s back, and we want to make her stay as comfortable as possible.

The factoids on these magnificent creatures (listed below) may be sobering, impressive, and just hard to believe — but to me, the real story is the art and architecture emerging out of a bird that weighs less than a penny. I cannot stop examining the structure and beauty of this inch-and-a-half wide thriving little cup of nature. Our spotted “rufous” hummingbird has gathered the most delicate of leaves, dainty flower petals, and flexible twigs. She has camouflaged them with bits of lichen, and spun and glued the “found objects” together with borrowed spider webs. She has created one of the most intricate, and interesting functional collages I’ve ever seen. (Except maybe those of artist Elliot Hundley, Pic #2.)

Much like the work of contemporary “fiber artists” (Pic #3) Mother has sculpted a sort of free-form design with her organic materials, with the added benefit of a solid foundation on which she can raise her family.

Ten days to go. I’m a wreck.

(Pic #2) Assemblage of accumulated bits of lo-fi media, i.e., string, paper, photos and beading. By artist Elliot Hundley.

Pic #3 (Left): "Moth study" by fiber artist Erin Riche. (Right): Detail of crochet art by Margaret Hubert.

Just the Facts:

  • A hummingbird’s heart beats up to 1,260 times per minute.
  • While diving, her wings will beat up to 200 times per second.
  • She will take about 250 breaths per minute –while at rest.
  • They are the only birds who can fly forward and backward.
  • Some hummingbirds will travel over 2000 miles twice a year.
  • To extract nectar, she will visit an average of 1,000 flowers per day.
  • When hummingbirds sleep at night, they go into a hibernation-like state called torpor.
  • A hummingbird’s favorite color is red.

 

 

Filed Under: Found Art Tagged With: Ann Maki, art in nature, bird nests, collage, Elliot Hundley, fiber art, found object art, hummingbird facts, hummingbirds, Margaret Hubert, nature's artist, organic sculpture

Today’s Pic: The Art Of Urban Decay

February 28, 2012 by Lonnie Lardner

(Pic#1) Nashville sign: Finding beauty in decrepitude.

I may be obsessed, but these things just seem to find me. Driving through downtown Nashville yesterday, in a funky little section called the Melrose District, I passed a sign that truly seemed to scream at me. (Pic #1 and Pic #4) It had clearly seen better days, or maybe years, but its wear-and-tear left a gorgeous abstraction of rich browns, blacks, and  grey smudges.

I belted out a loud “STOP!” to my friend Susan, and bless her loyal soul — she hit the brakes. She didn’t understand why, but she knew I was on a mission. I bolted out of the car and grabbed the shot. She and her colleagues Sherri and Poonam might have been bumfuzzled, but were very polite about it.

(Pic #2 ) Composition of Black, Gray and Reddish by Antoni Tapies, 1968.

I saw what could have been an acrylic abstract landscape  — a really interesting composition. (Pic #1)

(Pic #3) "Vuillard's Chariot" Painting by Helen Frankenthaler 2006

It reminded me of the work of the late Spanish painter Antoni Tapies, (Pic #2) and the iconic American abstract expressionist, Helen Frankenthaler (Pic #3).

But the artist, in this case — was nature. Who knows how many rainstorms or snowfalls ravaged the roadside ad, and how many layers of paper and ink were left in their wake. I just like the idea that the elements become artists too, and we benefit from  their unpredictable, repetitive action.

(Pic #4) Deconstructing Signage

 

 

Filed Under: Found Art Tagged With: abandoned signage, Abstract art, art from disrepair, beauty in destruction, billboards, Finding art everywhere, Nashville, urban decay

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