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Leafy Sea Dragons: Nature’s Perfect WTF

September 16, 2011 by Lonnie Lardner

(Pic #1) Leafy Sea Dragon, Nat Geo Photo by Laurent Ballesta

Seriously though — Plant or fish?

In case you’ve missed their appearances in recent documentaries and photo collections, these spectacular sea creatures mostly decorate the undersea forests on the southern and western coasts of Australia.  There’s a sort of medieval vibe to them and a charm I find worthy of  adulation. With their flowing crepe-like appendages, it’s as if they’re dressing up for a late show at the Folies Bergere. These fancy protrusions serve as protective camouflage, so predators don’t find them amidst the seaweed on the ocean floor.

These “leafies” as they are commonly called, are in fact categorized in the family Syngnathidae, which also includes seahorses. They each have a long, pipe-like snout that they use to feed. They consume plankton and small crustaceans, and grow to measure about 8 – 10 inches long.

Seriously though — Mommy or Daddy?

Yes, it’s true. After a courting dance that can last up to several weeks at a time, it’s the male that will levitra eventually fall pregnant once the female has deposited  hundreds of eggs onto his tail. For the next 5-6 weeks, the father will spend his time buried deep in the ocean’s thick kelp meadows to doggedly protect his young from predators. Eventually Dad will give birth and the eggs will drop.

To me, these wondrous creatures are the ocean’s own found art. Maybe, more accurately, they are performance artists. As you will see in the video clip below, two small fins gently propel sea dragons through the water as if they are floating weeds. It’s quite miraculous to watch their fragile forms glide so gracefully and blend in so seamlessly with what surrounds them. While they are not considered endangered, they are threatened by pollution and industrial runoff. The good news is this: Sea dragons are protected under Australian law, and their export is strictly regulated.


You can download a high resolution National Geographic photo of the Leafy Sea Dragon for your desktop wallpaper here. “The Vanishing Dragon” documentary may be purchased here.

Filed Under: Found Art Tagged With: father fish gives birth, fish, Laurent Ballesta, leafy sea dragons, mystery of the sea, National Geographic wonders, nature's mysteries, underwater camouflage

Art Imitates Junk

August 31, 2011 by Lonnie Lardner

Left: (Pic #1a) Close-up, distressed trash bin. Right: (Pic #1b) Original hand-crafted glassware by Dale Chihuly

Finding art in the strangest places

You’d think my GPS would know by now. Most of my unannounced stops can’t be programmed in. They’re not even on the map. My greatest joy is to veer off the freeway toward the parts of town most people blitz past:  salvage yards, construction sites, or industrial plants. To me they represent a treasure trove of sweet images and exciting visual possibilities.  The dirtier, the better.

Last week on a little photo safari with my husband, we veered off Highway 126 in Saticoy, migraine California — 50 miles northwest of Los Angeles  — and bumped head on into an extraordinary municipal dump.

I spotted a worn, scratched, large red trash bin and grabbed a shot. (Pic #2) From a distance it appeared to just be a well-used metal waste container with no other particular value. But close-up, it emerged into a lovely pattern of scarlets, rusts and whites — just like the delicate hand-blown Dale Chihuly glass vessel seen above (Pic #1b).

Take the time to look. I promise these little prizes are everywhere.

(Pic #2) Saticoy dumpster: diamond in the rough

 

 

Filed Under: Found Art Tagged With: art from trash, art imitates junk, art is everywhere, consumer waste, Dale Chihuly, one man's trash, patterns at the dump, treasures at the dump

Art From Above

July 31, 2011 by Lonnie Lardner

(Pic #1) Art from the air

An original Rothko sells for millions.(Pic #5)  This artist gives his work away. On the other hand, while Rothko has millions of fans, this artist’s work is seen by tens of millions — every day. Meet Google Maps. The piece above is actually a screen grab from a Google Maps search of the area just outside Taft, California. It actually depicts a small section of one of the many farms in that agricultural town.

(Pic #2) The Ganges River Delta, USGS National Center for EROS, NASA landsat project science office

Earth: A Fragile Work of Art

My point is this:  If even for a second, you opened your anticonvulsant mind to the possibility that this was an undiscovered masterpiece, then you can accept that there are beautiful pieces of art that you overlook every day. The images on this page are pictures of the Earth’s surface, taken with the aid of an orbiting satellite. In August of 1959, the first American automated spacecraft “Explorer 6” took the first photograph of our planet from above. It was the very beginning of satellite imagery. Today, over 2000 sats orbit the atmosphere — taking pictures — and making art.

(Pic #3) Human landscape: art from space

(Pic #4) Planned community -- unplanned art

(Pic #5) "Dionysius" by Mark Rothko, 1949

Filed Under: Found Art Tagged With: art from science, human landscapes, Rothko, satellite views, satellites create artistic patterns on earth

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