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“Fifty Shades of Beige” — The Final Escape

June 30, 2016 by Lonnie Lardner

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(Pic #1) A new face on our living room wall (left) “Tangerine Dream” paint by Benjamin Moore. Photo by Josh Kaplan.

At home: my spontaneous need to neutralize the neutrals.

Through the years of writing this blog, I’ve shared some names that are artistically significant to me. These are the names which have impressed me, or surprised me, but who have always inspired me. Names like Rauschenberg, Twombly, Frankenthaler, and Basquiat.
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(Pic #2) From beige to blue: “Fidget” shows her preference with a point of her tail. We’ll be painting patio Door #2 tomorrow.

Today I add another name to that list: Benjamin Moore. Yeah, the paint manufacturer. Before you ask the question, no I’m not a paid spokesperson for the company (although if you ask my husband right now he would probably say a little money going the other direction between me and BenMo (as I’ve started to call it) wouldn’t be all bad.)

My husband is a music lover. Hearing certain artists’ voices changes something inside him. There is a visceral reaction to the tone and timbre of the music. It’s blissful. I have the same experience with color, and there is something about the richness of these paints that just makes my soul hum. So it’s a wonder it took 9 years of living in this house to “hit the wall” — with paint. Everything here is beige. Oh there are variations — light beige, medium beige and dark beige. And I know realtors will tell you that beige is not offensive, accepted by everyone, and more likely to showcase your home in a more appealing way. But I don’t care.
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(Pic #3) Close-up, “Tangerine Dream” wall approved by Fidget, age 14. Photo by Josh Kaplan.

The inspiration came to make a change when I saw how Mexican painter Frida Kahlo lived. Every room, every hall, every nook, inside and out, was covered in bright yellows, blues, lavenders, greens and reds. It’s as if she gardened clomid with her paint. Then the other night I was watching a TV guy pitching a Matisse print, and its astounding colors shouted out to me. I knew I had to make them the theme for our house. (Pic #4) They are considered a Fauvist palette. Super bright, pure color. Much like Frida’s home.
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(Pic #4) “The Dance” by Henri Matisse (1910)

With that image stuck in my head, I ran out to OSH and bought 15 samples of wildly different BenMo paints. (I still get all giddy choosing between the billions of color sample cards in their racks.) I experimented with them all over our walls. And frankly, that might have been the ultimate  blast — getting to make a painterly mess — with permission…knowing something really cool was about to happen. The pathetic “beige-ness”of our home was about to be knocked on its boring bland ass.
While Josh was asleep, I managed to finish the one huge textured living room wall in Tangerine Dream, except for the 12-foot high top. He had no idea what I was up to. When he awoke, I got the thumbs up, and he encouraged me to keep going. I was so invigorated by the process, I could barely sleep. Covered in paint, my back aching, images of fresh paint in every color danced happily in my head. It was a perfect day.
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(Pic #5) Exploring shades of green

Today is Day 3, but this pop of color still has me smiling all day long. Makes me wish I could share the news with the millions of beige addicts out there… and perhaps, share the joy with my new BFF, Brooklyn’s own (late) Ben Moore, who I sense might be looking down fondly and saying, ‘What, are you nuts? It’s just paint.”
 
More?
Check out “20 Ways to Use Color Psychology in your home” here.
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(Pic #6) Testing is half the fun.

 

Filed Under: Creative Zone Tagged With: addicted to beige, beige vs: color, bucking the trend, do-it-yourself painting, house colors, painting your home, psychology of color

Art OUTSIDE the lines? Yes!

March 30, 2016 by Lonnie Lardner

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(Pic #1) Original abstraction by a 5-year-old boy at an Easter Art Workshop in South Central L.A.

Teaching our children: To conform or create?

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(Pic #2) “What lines?”

“Stay within the lines!” It’s one of the first instructions we hear as soon as we are old enough to color. And the implications can extend throughout the rest of our lives. Thinking she is a “good girl” by listening to teacher, a child may “strive to please” thereby limiting her sense of self-expression.

I get that she needs to learn how to follow direction, but what about teaching them more? Offering an alternative to the norm?  International superstar artist Ai Weiwei once said, “Creativity is part of human nature — it can only be untaught.” So if he’s right, it’s actually more natural for a child to “explore” than “obey.”

In my case, in Kindergarten, I became so obsessed with neatness — over inventiveness — that around age six I would constantly ask my best friend Tana Klugherz if she could see the white spaces I left in-between the strokes of color on the pages of my Venus Paradise (color by number) Coloring set. In other words, was I filling in the blanks between the lines completely? It was my top priority — because I was taught that was important.  If Tana saw white, I saw red. I knew I had more work to do.

Ultimately, I discovered the artistic rebel inside. But it took years to let her out.

Finding fearlessness in beleaguered South Central LA:

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(Pic #3) Left: Young artist showing his “Easter abstraction.” Right: The original line birth control drawing we provided him.

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(Pic #4) Easter abstraction by a 3-year-old.

This weekend at our annual Easter art workshop, I was shocked — and stoked —  to see dozens of inner-city children create unplanned masterpieces in their own way. I can’t explain it, but they didn’t seem to care about the lines — they just wanted to splash paint around with reckless abandon. They were so free. Yet so focused. So unaware of any rules they might have heard before. Check out the work at the top of the page and the artist who created it (Pic #3).  We handed him a black and white line drawing of a cross with flowers and he decided to basically ignore the constraint of the pre-made image on the page, and make his mark another way. Bold, loose, uninhibited. And notice how the painting matches his black, white, and red shirt. That kid got it. And he wasn’t the only one. (Pics #2 and #4) It renewed my faith.

Real working artists have one predictable shared quality: they cannot be contained. In practice, this means they are always experimenting, pushing the envelope, and focused on the fresh and new.  Their daily mantra: “Reject the status quo.” Thank God. Or we would have some pathetically lame or boring art emerging from painters’ and sculptors’ studios.

My hope is we can show kids the excitement in unleashing imagination, and the sense of accomplishment in making something out of nothing.  So let’s just get the heck out of their way.

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Special thanks to Lucindy Jeter and the staff of Algin Sutton Recreation Center in South Central Los Angeles.

 

Filed Under: Creative Zone Tagged With: Ai Weiwei, art classes, breaking the rules, coloring books, coloring outside the lines, kids' art, South Central Los Angeles, stay within the lines, teaching art

Creatively Stuck? Give Yourself an Assignment!

February 29, 2016 by Lonnie Lardner

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(Pic #1) Weathered wall “grab shot.” Santa Barbara, California. Photo by Josh Kaplan.

Guest post by Josh Kaplan

Last weekend I went to Santa Barbara to have breakfast with my closest friend. Naturally I took my photo gear along, because I love to shoot in SB — it never fails to inspire the muse. Well, almost never. After breakfast, I wandered around the streets looking for colors or shapes or anything that might grab my attention.

Nothing. I just wasn’t feeling it. I took a little drive over to Samy’s camera (or as photographers call it, the holy land). Surely all the gadgets, and glass, and lights and filters would get the juices going. Nada. I was just in a total creative funk.

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(Pic #2) Samy’s Camera loading dock.

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(Pic #3) Delightful decay.

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(Pic #4) Perfect imperfection.

Readers of this blog may remember a post Lonnie did about the wonderful country/singer songwriter Deana Carter, and her sure fire fix for writers’ block. If she’s writing with someone, and it’s going nowhere, she will say “Have some whiskey, go for a walk…whatever you need to do to clear your head for a minute. When you come back, we’re gonna write a song in 15 minutes. Good, bad or indifferent, 15 minutes from now we’re gonna have a tune.”

So I decided to adapt that to my situation. I gave myself 10 minutes to shoot, and I had to come up with at least 5 images…. AND… it all  had to all happen in the area bordered by the Samy’s camera parking lot.
None of the images I captured are award-winning, but forcing myself to just start shooting got me through the doldrums. Whether it was that beautiful blue doorway, or the bright red of Samy’s loading dock door, or the funky oxidized trash can cover, suddenly it was all interesting to me again, and I’ve been shooting with joy ever since.
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(Pic #5) Pure trash. Sweet art.

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(Pic #6) Yes, those are cow skulls on Lonnie’s butt.

Filed Under: Creative Zone Tagged With: creative impasse, creativity tips, finding your muse, getting unstuck, jumpstart your creative side, making art, photography

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