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So What Does My Smog Check Have In Common With Michelangelo?

November 30, 2016 by Lonnie Lardner

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(Pic #1) Detail, Creation of Adam, ceiling of the Sistine Chapel in the Vatican, Rome, 1508-1512. Fresco by Michelangelo. Or is it?

Notice anything odd about the iconic Renaissance painting above?

Hey history buffs: Is it possible Italian master sculptor/painter Michelangelo stopped in to get his car smog checked just before he painted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel? I mean, is it at all conceivable? Hear me out.

On my own recent mandatory visit to the Smog Shop, I found myself so hateful of having to be there, and stay there, that I took out my camera to “play” in the waiting room. My eyes fixated on these beautiful patterns and marks in the old painted, cracked, cement floor. All these gorgeous textures and colors — I was mesmerized. (Pics #2, #3, #4, #5). I suddenly realized why they were so meaningful to me: they were (unplanned) modern day recreations of background (sky) images in famous tramadol historical “frescoes” like those of Michelangelo.

So for the fun of it, with the help of Photoshop, I replaced the original crumbling sky in the “Creation of Adam” panel (Pic #6) with a shot of the Smog Shop floor. (Pic #2). So Pic #1 is a fraud.

I hope Michelangelo doesn’t mind my messing with his masterpiece — I suspect he’s cool with it — cuz after all, he’s the one who famously said, “I’m not a painter, I’m a sculptor.”

P.S. – Big fan of his in “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.”

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(Pic #2) Detail, smog shop floor, waiting room.

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(Pic #3 and #4) Detail, smog shop floor, cashier line. Yes, those are my toes.

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(Pic #5) Detail, smog shop floor, restroom.

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(Pic #6) Original image, authentic background, Creation of Adam, Sistine Chapel.

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(Pic #7) Smog shop in Westlake, California.

Filed Under: Found Art Tagged With: art is everywhere, Creation of Adam 2016, found art, Michelangelo, Photoshop, Sistine Chapel, smog check and art, Vatican art

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