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Pipes, Pumps and Valves: The Art Of Modern Plumbing

October 31, 2014 by Lonnie Lardner

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(Pic #1) Roof drain rain discharge line, Santa Barbara, California

“The only works of art America has given are her plumbing and her bridges.”   — Marcel Duchamp  (1917)

Lately, I’ve been obsessed with the colorful, clunky metal shapes decorating farm land in Camarillo, California. These forms also appear in basements, maintenance yards, and water treatment plants that no one notices. From Southern Cali to the bowels of turn-of-the-century skyscrapers in NYC, you can find the most elegant, gentle curves serving man’s plumbing needs. Pretty basic stuff. But they are both sculptural and beautiful.

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(Pic #2) “Fountain” by Marcel Duchamp (1917)

Perhaps the most famous plumbing fixture in history appeared on the American fine art scene in 1917 – when French conceptual artist Marcel Duchamp submitted a “readymade” porcelain urinal titled, “Fountain” to an exhibition that would ultimately reject the work. (Pic #2)

Duchamp dismissed the assumption that art must be linked to the “craft of the hand” and instead argued that a work of art should be primarily arthritis about the artist’s idea — a contention that became one of the most far-reaching principles of 20th century art.

To me, there is real beauty in these utilitarian objects. Check out the ones we’ve collected below. Heck, I even like the sound of the names assigned these sweet supplies, like: backflow preventers, hose bibs, swivel joints, valve actuators, flush valves, and discharge lines. TMI ?

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(Pic#3) Detail, Industrial cooling system, Manhattan, NY

Google cooling room 4tlr  Taiwan CO6_1075 copy

(Pic #4) Google’s Asian night time cooling and thermal energy storage system, Taiwan.

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(Pic #5) Agricultural irrigation system, Fillmore, CA

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(Pic #6) Agricultural hoop house piping, Camarillo, CA

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(Pic #7) Detail, Industrial cooling system, Manhattan, NY

WEHO water pipe 4tlr copy

(Pic #8) A little rough around the edges -water spigot, West Hollywood

red pipe wires 4tlr MG_1835 copy

(Pic #9) Detail, Industrial cooling system, Manhattan, NY

Iblue greens cooling ny 4tlr MG_1844 copy

(Pic #10) Detail, Industrial cooling system, Manhattan, NY

 

Filed Under: Found Art Tagged With: beautiful curves, best art in USA, conceptual art, fixtures, idea as art, Marcel Duchamp, plumbing

London Art: Inside and Out (Part 2)

July 1, 2010 by Lonnie Lardner

Sweet treats at the Tate

Pic #1: What to you mean you have nothing to wear?

I always love a good visual jolt.  Art–in any form–that takes me by surprise—always takes home the blue ribbon. I only had a few hours to view work at the Tate Modern, but every floor showcased little treasures I hadn’t seen before and some quirky pieces I’d only read about.

Pic #2 "Venus of the Rags" (detail) by Michelangelo Pistoletto

This piece (Pics #1 and  #2) titled, “Venus of the Rags,” cracked me up. It was assembled in 1967 by Italian artist Michelangelo Pistoletto (b. 1933). There’s so much going on in this installation, that even way across the museum floor it amuses passersby.

As the Tate describes, “Venus of the Rags” juxtaposes “an iconic figure of classical culture with the detritus of contemporary society”—as the Roman love goddess leans against a chaotic pile of gaudily colored worn-out clothes (actually used by the artist to clean his previous paintings). The truth is, the figure is based on a kitsch statue found in a garden center. And she reminds me just how much I hate doing laundry.

This bizarre mix of classical art and second-hand junk is a highlight of The Tate collection. It’s representative of the 60s movement  founded in Italy known as “Arte Povera”–artistic statements created from everyday life, often using “poor” materials.

“Le Cadeau”

Hey, what's French for "re-gift?"

It’s the French word for “gift” and appears to be the perfect present for someone who needs to iron his mesh shirts.

Art historians tell us–by adding a row of nails–artist Man Ray transforms a household flat-iron into a new and potentially threatening object (right). “The sleeping aids nails and burning metal suggest a violent eroticism at odds with the work’s title.”  Gee, ya think?

Often described as a modernist,  Man Ray was a significant contributor to both the Dada and Surrealist movements along with conceptual genius Marcel Duchamp.

Duchamp was so iconic, award-winning Hollywood writer Aaron Sorkin worked him into trademark dialogue from NBC’s “The West Wing:”

C.J: “….an almost mind-blowing vortex of art and material that dares the viewers to recall Marcel DuChamp. Duchamp is the father of Dadaism.”

TOBY: “I know.”

C.J: “The Dada of Dada.”

TOBY: “It’s like there’s nothing you can do about that joke. It’s coming and you have to stand there.”

“The Snail” by Henri Matisse

Pic #4 "The Snail" by Henri Matisse

I happen to love an art lesson in one mindblowing moment. For me, this one is about breaking down an object  into its basic parts. Here, at 84, in the last year of his life, Henri Matisse cuts blocks of painted paper to create the centered spiral.

The minimalist “essence” of snail-–is clear—unless you’re my husband, who just walked in and looked at this and said, “How the hell to you see a snail in  that thing?”

“Carli” the fairy fashionista:

Sometimes, the “art” we see on the walls serves only as backdrop for the art we see everywhere else. Take “Carli” (Pic #5) –a creatively-dressed woman I encountered on the 3rd floor of the Tate. It made sense that she seemed to have stepped right out of her own fantasy world when I discovered she sells “fairly-traded faery wear” for children and adults. Her UK business card reads: “Clothes for all faeries, elves, pixies, nymphs, and gnomes.“

(Pic #5 ) Art "off the wall"


Filed Under: Travel Tagged With: Dadaism, fairy-wear, Henri Matisse, London art finds, London contemporary art, Man Ray, Marcel Duchamp, Tate Modern highlights, Tate Modern treasures, West Wing dialogue

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