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Pipes, Pumps and Valves: The Art Of Modern Plumbing

October 31, 2014 by Lonnie Lardner

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(Pic #1) Roof drain rain discharge line, Santa Barbara, California

“The only works of art America has given are her plumbing and her bridges.”   — Marcel Duchamp  (1917)

Lately, I’ve been obsessed with the colorful, clunky metal shapes decorating farm land in Camarillo, California. These forms also appear in basements, maintenance yards, and water treatment plants that no one notices. From Southern Cali to the bowels of turn-of-the-century skyscrapers in NYC, you can find the most elegant, gentle curves serving man’s plumbing needs. Pretty basic stuff. But they are both sculptural and beautiful.

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(Pic #2) “Fountain” by Marcel Duchamp (1917)

Perhaps the most famous plumbing fixture in history appeared on the American fine art scene in 1917 – when French conceptual artist Marcel Duchamp submitted a “readymade” porcelain urinal titled, “Fountain” to an exhibition that would ultimately reject the work. (Pic #2)

Duchamp dismissed the assumption that art must be linked to the “craft of the hand” and instead argued that a work of art should be primarily arthritis about the artist’s idea — a contention that became one of the most far-reaching principles of 20th century art.

To me, there is real beauty in these utilitarian objects. Check out the ones we’ve collected below. Heck, I even like the sound of the names assigned these sweet supplies, like: backflow preventers, hose bibs, swivel joints, valve actuators, flush valves, and discharge lines. TMI ?

round red pipe 4tlr I4tlr MG_1817 copy

(Pic#3) Detail, Industrial cooling system, Manhattan, NY

Google cooling room 4tlr  Taiwan CO6_1075 copy

(Pic #4) Google’s Asian night time cooling and thermal energy storage system, Taiwan.

Alien pipe Fillmore CA Ilarge file MG_2555 4tlr copy 2

(Pic #5) Agricultural irrigation system, Fillmore, CA

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(Pic #6) Agricultural hoop house piping, Camarillo, CA

yellow twist pipe IMG_1837-2

(Pic #7) Detail, Industrial cooling system, Manhattan, NY

WEHO water pipe 4tlr copy

(Pic #8) A little rough around the edges -water spigot, West Hollywood

red pipe wires 4tlr MG_1835 copy

(Pic #9) Detail, Industrial cooling system, Manhattan, NY

Iblue greens cooling ny 4tlr MG_1844 copy

(Pic #10) Detail, Industrial cooling system, Manhattan, NY

 

Filed Under: Found Art Tagged With: beautiful curves, best art in USA, conceptual art, fixtures, idea as art, Marcel Duchamp, plumbing

Comments

  1. what is it you and Josh call me? says

    November 1, 2014 at 7:41 pm

    Life would be much simpler and surprising if we would all just zoom-in and crop more. Nice pix!

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