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Accidental Art

December 31, 2013 by Lonnie Lardner

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(Pic #1) Drywall prep in NYC cafeteria renovation

It’s simply about being aware… conscious, open.

While surveying a corporate bank client’s new cafeteria construction site in a Manhattan high-rise last month, I stumbled onto this gorgeous green wall (above). I fell in love — with the color, the haphazard strokes of paint, and the funky protruding electrical cables.  It reminded me of Franz Kline’s work  (normally in black and white) – at a fraction of the cost. The funny thing was – I kept hearing managers asking contractors about the space, “when will this be done?”

I chuckled  to myself – because I felt it WAS done. In its current state, this stretch of drywall has all the elements of a Rauschenberg combine: loose, wide brushstrokes, a sweet sense of negative space, and 3D objects adding intrigue and dimension.

The saddest thing is – this underground masterpiece will never be seen by anyone – but you, right here. I just heard that construction on the eco-friendly cafeteria is completed, and employees and customers will now only see what they’re supposed to see: perfection.

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(Pic #2) And then there was one: Lonely work glove expresses “tude.”Photo by Josh Kaplan.

In my corporate creativity workshops, I always stress the importance of really SEEING what’s around you. Sometimes that means looking down. Way down. Case in point – the parking lot surprise above (Pic #2) left by someone in a hurry. Lying viagra flat on the asphalt – in a classic F-YOU pose, this work glove emerged as a striking road sculpture in the middle of an Encino strip mall. We did not stage the extension of the middle finger – it apparently ended up that way after hundreds of drive-overs and thousands of pounds of crushing pressure from speeding SUVs.

One of the true tests of whether something is “successful” art is its ability to engage. The abandoned glove had us speculating over lunch for an hour. Did my husband really just point-and shoot?  Or did he “arrange” the piece in a bogus bird-flipping position? If he did just “capture” the art as it was – how did the glove land smack in the middle of a perfect light source? The answers are simple: it was a glorious happy accident.

Murre cleaners window

(Pic #3) A section of a weathered window decal at my dry cleaners.

Sometimes, while waiting on line somewhere,  I’ll fixate on something mundane – like my cleaners’ neglected storefront window. (Pic #3) Weathered and cracked, its sign “Murre” has become unreadable. But it manages to give us something else: a stunning abstraction in emerald and grey.

I encourage you to look around your world and find the beauty – no matter how ordinary your path. Those little visual treats are just waiting for us to notice.

Filed Under: Found Art Tagged With: accidental art, art is everywhere, find the beauty around you, found art, happy accidents

Getting Close

April 14, 2012 by Lonnie Lardner

(Pic #1) Close-up, peeling paper and paint on newspaper box, Santa Barbara, California. Lonnie Lardner photo.

“Show me something I’ve never seen before, or something I know well – in a way I’ve never seen it.”

  — Mike Dressler, Photographer, Time Magazine

My favorite moment when capturing an image comes when I spot something interesting within a larger scene. On a run through the streets of Santa Barbara I recently I spotted this old metal newspaper box with a patch of sea green shapes on its bottom panel (Pics #1 and #2). The ripped white paper poster seems to have been sprayed by a local tagger.

(Pic #2) Wide-shot, old newspaper box, State Street, Santa Barbara.

Blown up, it became a sweet abstraction that reminds me of a pattern that might make a cool background for a comic diflucan super-hero or villain like video designer Mike Henry’s take on Batman’s nemesis, Mr. Freeze (Pic #3).

Then, near the iconic Santa Barbara pier, I saw an awful over-ground pipeline stretching out over the beach, and zoomed in there too. As I moved in closer, I could see black and white striations that turned out to be bird poop. Again, close-up, it turned out to make a really nice vertical pattern (Pics #4 and #5). Even when nature “unloads” on us, it can be a beautiful thing.

(Pic #3) Left: close-up, news-box papered front panel. Right: Batman's nemesis, Mr. Freeze, illustration by Mike Henry.

(Pic #4) Close-up, Bird poop on Santa Barbara beach pipe

(Pic #5) Wide-shot, Santa Barbara beach pipe

(Pic #6) Contemporary painting, poop-inspired?

Filed Under: Found Art Tagged With: art is everywhere, close-up photography, macro lens, MIke Dressler, newspaper box, patterns in nature, Santa Barbara, zooming in

Art Imitates Junk

August 31, 2011 by Lonnie Lardner

Left: (Pic #1a) Close-up, distressed trash bin. Right: (Pic #1b) Original hand-crafted glassware by Dale Chihuly

Finding art in the strangest places

You’d think my GPS would know by now. Most of my unannounced stops can’t be programmed in. They’re not even on the map. My greatest joy is to veer off the freeway toward the parts of town most people blitz past:  salvage yards, construction sites, or industrial plants. To me they represent a treasure trove of sweet images and exciting visual possibilities.  The dirtier, the better.

Last week on a little photo safari with my husband, we veered off Highway 126 in Saticoy, migraine California — 50 miles northwest of Los Angeles  — and bumped head on into an extraordinary municipal dump.

I spotted a worn, scratched, large red trash bin and grabbed a shot. (Pic #2) From a distance it appeared to just be a well-used metal waste container with no other particular value. But close-up, it emerged into a lovely pattern of scarlets, rusts and whites — just like the delicate hand-blown Dale Chihuly glass vessel seen above (Pic #1b).

Take the time to look. I promise these little prizes are everywhere.

(Pic #2) Saticoy dumpster: diamond in the rough

 

 

Filed Under: Found Art Tagged With: art from trash, art imitates junk, art is everywhere, consumer waste, Dale Chihuly, one man's trash, patterns at the dump, treasures at the dump

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