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What the Flock? The Miracle Of Murmuration

December 30, 2011 by Lonnie Lardner

A show-stopping viral video illustrates how nature can turn on us — and on itself – in a nanosecond. We must be ready.

There’s a name for this phenomenon—MURMURATION. It’s simply a massive moving flock of starlings. Technically it’s a collective noun – much like a gaggle of geese or a school of fish.

The stunning video —  posted by filmmakers Sophie Windsor Clive and Liberty Smith – emerged from an evening canoe trip which had no expectations.  But the duo ended up capturing one of nature’s most extraordinary sights: thousands of birds twisting and diving in shape-shifting masses – choreographing a coordinated ballet over the longest River in Ireland – the Shannon.

“We were standing down on the shore and it was like the birds literally saw us on their island, chatted about it and gathered above our heads. It was such a rush and we were utterly overwhelmed,” said Sophie.

According to TIME’s London bureau, “No one knows why they do it. Yet each fall, thousands of starlings dance in the twilight above Gretna, Scotland,  having migrated in the millions from Russia and Scandinavia to escape winter’s bite.”  Scientists aren’t sure how they do it, either. “Even complex algorithmic models haven’t yet explained the starlings’ acrobatics, which rely on the tiny bird’s quicksilver reaction time of under 100 milliseconds to avoid aerial collisions—and predators.”

The lesson?

Sometimes nature chooses us to share her secrets or witness her show of force. We never really know exactly where or when she might strike.  But wouldn’t it be cool if we could always be ready — for that life-altering moment — when she taps us on the shoulder and says, “Watch this.”

Filed Under: Creative Zone Tagged With: bird formations, birds, Ireland, murmuration, nature, phenomenon, starlings

The Art of Living: My Friend Bill Hall

December 24, 2011 by Lonnie Lardner

Nashville weatherman Bill Hall (left) with me and anchor Dan Miller, circa 1980. Photo by John Bills

He never touched paintbrush to canvas, or molded a lump of clay in his hands. He never tried to bend and mold steel to his will, but just because of the way he lived his life, and did his work, Bill Hall was an artist.

Hall, who died yesterday, was the longtime weatherman at WSMV-TV in Nashville. I only worked with him for 5 years, but it was a time I will never forget.

If you didn’t live in Nashville in the early 1980s, then you probably never heard of Bill Hall. If you did live back there, and back then, Bill Hall was kin.  He was a member of the family, a treasured friend invited into the homes of tens of thousands of Tennesseans every night.

They loved Bill because he was one of them. One of the most highly rated newscasts during Bill’s tenure was the night he asked viewers how to get a mouse out of his house. His ability to connect through his gentle style and easy humor, made the outpouring of affection at the news of his passing heartwarming, yet totally unsurprising. He was adored.

I used to sit next to Bill, and my co-anchor Dan Miller on the set every nexium night, as a young news anchor learning my craft. They made it seem so easy. It wasn’t. Like any art form, broadcasting always looks simple in the hands of the gifted. The subtleties of performance, and miracle of unselfconscious communication are elusive to most, but not to Dan, and not to Bill.  Both of them are gone now, but the lessons they taught me by example, served me well as a newscaster and they still serve me to this day.

Art at its best, is the purest form of connection.  It makes you feel, it makes you think, and it leaves you richer for the experience. Bill connected with his audience in a way that somehow left them feeling more at home, even in their own homes.

This is a blog about art, creativity, and inspiration.  Bill was certainly creative, and to me, and many, many others he was inspirational.  Was he an artist?  Well, if great art helps define our humanity, why can’t the humanity with which you live your life rise to the level of art? I think it can, partly because Bill Hall was my friend.

 

Filed Under: Newsmakers Tagged With: broadcasting icon, Dan MIller, Lonnie Lardner, Nashville TV, Tennesseans, true artist, TV News, Weatherman Bill Hall, WSMV-TV

Bad Lip Reading: The Art of Digital Dissing (Part Deux)

December 15, 2011 by Lonnie Lardner



Just for laughs.

If the The International Congress of Humor is right — “laughter is down 66 – 82% worldwide compared to what it was in the 1950s.” Experts say back then people laughed on the average 18 minutes a day — and today, we are lucky if we average between 4-6 minutes. So I guess I’m sharing these anti fungal cutting-edge viral videos in the name of simply improving our stats.  Just press play, and watch the groundbreaking editing and voice-over work of an anonymous young Texas lip-reading songwriter — bent on messing with our heads.

You can’t deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
—Stephen King

Filed Under: Newsmakers Tagged With: bad lip reading, campaign video, campaigns, Newt Gingrich, polical spoof, poltical humor, Rck Perry, Ron Paul

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