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(Pic #1) The finished product, with a splash of defiance.

Oppositional Defiant Disorder is a real thing. Johns Hopkins University defines it as “a pattern of defiant, uncooperative, hostile behavior —typically toward authority figures.” Experts say about 1 in 6 children and teens are struggling with ODD at any time.

Last week, I was tasked with creating a wearable art piece for the co-owner of one of sports’ most iconic franchises, the Boston Celtics. I had visions of exploding shamrocks splattered all over the sleeves, and showcasing the team’s official colors: Green, black, white, and gold.

(Pic #2) First shot at the background: Laker purple, really?

Like many artists, I’m fascinated by contrast. When creating a color palette, I always like to see what colors will POP against others. For the Celtics jacket, I mixed up a stunning shade of lavender to sit next to a kelly green stripe. I was genuinely excited about energy the two colors sparked.

Husband Josh walks in as I was painting the background (Pic #2) and barks (in his best John McEnroe) “You can’t be serious about using Laker purple on this piece! Do you even have a clue about the bitter rivalry between the two teams?”

Well, yes, I do have a clue, and it did cross my mind that I should stay away from opposing team colors. But he was unconvinced. Based on years of defiant behavior, he knew I would carry into my art project a sharp stubbornness that rears its ugly head every time I’m told there are rules — some form of conformity to which I must adhere. Lord, just writing that right now gives me the willies.

When I began to argue that the color was actually lavender — not purple — he knew I was fighting one of those fights — the kind that are based on nonsense , but I will defend to the end. I even tried lightening up the lavender paint with more white, about which he said, “it still reads Laker purple.”

Grudgingly, I gave up. The formerly “purple” stripe is now shiny gold (Pic #1) which is lucky, considering that’s part of the official Celtics’ brand, and oh, by the way, looks way better than what I’d painted first.

Okay, defy this, bitches.

(Pic #1) Left: Adam Duritz, vocalist, Counting Crows — illustration by San Diego artist Beau Hufford. Right: R ‘n’ B icon James Brown, portrait by Beau Hufford.

Even the most accomplished artists will tell you – at any given moment — their creative flow can suddenly come to a paralyzing halt. Usually the best talents manage to navigate the choppy waters and find a way to emerge from the work-stopping struggle. We asked four successful contemporary artists from disparate disciplines to tell us where they go to “get unstuck.” Meet an architect, a sculptor, musical composer and a caricaturist who agreed to address the following:

Question: Whenever you feel creatively “stuck,” do you have a kick-ass way to break through the block?

Beau Hufford: Caricaturist, San Diego, California (Pic #1)

Answer: “The worst thing I can do for myself is to force work out. Deadlines exist. Time exists. I get it. But ultimately I have found that I have to be unproductive until I am productive. This definition does not equal being lazy or saying f**k it to the work.

It simply says that in order to really let your ideas flow, you have to take a walk, play a game, shoot a gun, have sex, eat a muffin or involve yourself in any number of distractions that exist in your world. The goal is always on the edge of my awareness but realizing what I control and more importantly what I can’t control really helps me find the best stuff I have ever thought of. The short answer to this question is: have sex.” Click here for Beau’s website.

(Pic #2) Composer John Sokoloff on stage

John Sokoloff: Composer, Los Angeles, California (Pic #2)

Answer: “When (iconic Irish rocker) Bono was asked “What if you have nothing to write about?” He answered, “I write about nothing.”

We are never in a complete vacuum. There is always something to catalyze creativity. If I have nothing and get angry because of it — I will then write about anger. The key is to not pre-judge one’s art. This is what most often stifles creativity for me. Expectations. Remember, it’s inside out — not outside in. Do not allow preconceptions (self-imposed or by others) to limit your spectrum.

Metaphors catalyze my music. Sports, as one good example. Every great athlete is an artist. Watching a Wayne Gretzky, Michael Jordan or a Magic Johnson in their day was experiencing ventolin music. Every athlete has a moment of time to fill with creativity. Think a measure of music. A boxer can fill this time with 2 left jabs and a right cross. (In musical terms that is two 1/8 notes and a half note). A hockey player is going down the middle of the ice — he can pass to the left, or to the right — or drop the puck back at reduced pace. The great ones will do the unexpected. This is creativity exemplified.

In sports, as in music, patterns develop early in an event. A boxer will feed his opponent a certain pattern of punches for the early rounds and then change it up by faking and deviating from the expected pattern. (Like we do in blues — develop a pattern which the audience depends on — then put a pause in certain key areas to give a sensation of expectation abruptly changed.) The road not taken — taken. This allows for the tension, build up and release that makes music such a magical, visceral experience.” John’s website: http://johnsokoloff.net

Flora Kao: Sculptor, Los Angeles, California (Pic #3)

(Pic #3) Installation, “Shroud” Vinyl tubing and video projection, 14′ x 14′ x 14.’ ‘By Flora Kao.

(Pic #4) “Drift” air plants installation by Flora Kao.

Answer: “I take a stroll through the aisles of Home Depot where I can examine the huge range of materials available for art making … that’s where I found my air plants (See Pic #4).

I catch up on as many museum and gallery shows as humanly possible to savor the great range of creative gestures out there and relish LA’s vibrant arts community…

I take a break with the visual feasts of Huntington and Descanso Gardens… and add a healthy mix of freedom, deadlines, and rules to break.”

Flora’s website: http://floratkao.blogspot.com

Robert Carpenter: Architect, Los Angeles, California (Pic #5)

(Pic #5) Restaurant “Cuistot” in Palm Desert, California. Designed by architect Robert Carpenter.

Answer: “I’m a bath taker…getting stuck during design gets an E-Ticket straight to the tub. Super hot soakings release the bad mojo and brew the senses. When the creative juices are warmed and ready, sketches on the foggy glass enclosure translate to the ideas that bring satisfying completion.

My perfect space for stimulating creativity is an environment with music, light, and all supplies nearby. Whenever possible–outdoors.”

Read an in-depth profile on Robert’s work here.